Unless your new lover lives with caring and responsible roommates, chances are he or she won’t leave the dog alone overnight. One relationship ended just a few weeks in, when my dog chewed through her favorite dildo. Sure, there’s plenty of movies where the lovers lounge around in a beautiful king size bed with an adorable puppy prancing over their knees.
So if you’re looking for more than a quickie, you’ll need to spend your nights either at theirs, or alone. Reservations for the pup at an acceptable boarding place need to be made, and you’ll need to count for a bigger budget with the price of the kennel (which in New York City averages about /night). Reality: the dog needs to poop, pee, run, eat, and play, first thing in the morning.
Here’s why you should put your dog park daydreaming to rest: 1) Sex is (usually) loud, and looks violent even if it’s not.
To a dog it’s intriguing and sometimes worth attacking.
But just because you think they’re cute doesn’t mean you want to date them.
And unless you’re an avid dog lover to begin with, those sweet, floppy ears won’t seem so sweet when you have to bring a pooper scooper on your romantic outings and you find yourself covered in fur at Monday morning meetings.
Science has shown that your dog can help you sniff out a good guy.
When Joanie Pelzer signed up with a dog-friendly online dating service a few years ago, she was honest about her Chihuahua — he likes people more than other dogs, craves attention, steals food and can’t stand to ride in the backseat of a car.
Even a man who loved animals as much as she did couldn’t keep up with her dog’s quirks.
Now, a new app is letting him serve as your online dating wingman: Tindog is the first social app specifically for dog lovers who want to connect with other nearby owners and their adorable dogs, of course. In fact, your profile picture must include your furry friend and vital stats, such as his age and personality traits.
Your dog can also describe what you're looking for in his "own" words: "My owner needs a man who's down to watch marathon episodes of while giving me belly rubs," for example.
The inspiration for this new dating app came from the passing of one of Bruno's beloved dogs. Now imagine having your pet with you, being your wingman/woman, and helping you calm your nerves on a first date.