Dating a jew

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Consequently our marriage was not the hasty, impassioned leap of two people soaring on the Icarian wings of a first love.

That which was between us was calm as the night, deep as the sea; in the light of it we both knew that forever afterwards he would look upon other women, and I upon other men, as pale wraiths.

A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4×4's and park them horrendously is commendable, and we're more than willing to hold charity events in our homes.

We Rachel Weisz's and Natalie Portman's of the world know that in order to snag an Adam Brody or Jake Gyllenhall — AKA a Torah-reading, vacation-loving and reasonably tall Jewish husband — we must also deliver the goods. In fact, from the shtetl, to the ghetto, to right here in New York City, we've devoted our lives to it, having watched our mothers do exactly the same.

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I swear to Shiva (Obvious exaggeration here but you get my point).

Nothing says Ayshet Chayil like her ability to lovingly prepare a Seder plate. Don't think this means Jewish women are controlling.

Your wife is just highly efficient and on top of everything, from remembering your mom's birthday to telling you when your car is due for an MOT.

Please know I'm going to bitch my way through anything that's not large and smelly in the best way possible. If you can't handle me at my mild mishegas, you don't deserve me at my best kvelling … All things people typically look for in a partner.12. I feel like I have to end this with a "l'chaim," so …

Your scooped-out bread ball with low-fat cream cheese is offensive to me. Consider this your friendly reminder to not call people things if you don't really know what they mean.10. It's in my nature to react to things largely and loudly and with lots of emotion. The whole mitzvah thing becomes ingrained in you, giving you a conscience, integrity, etc., etc. It's this loyalty that makes me an incredible friend and an incredibly solid partner.

Seriously, check it out; numbers don’t lie: NOTE: We divided White into Jewish and non-Jewish for the purpose of this analysis. As you can see, Jewish and Asians are over-represented by ten times on CMB compared to the total US population.

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